Draymond Green bitch slaps Jordan Poole to make him Warrior Material.

Draymond Green, Jordan Poole

INT. WARRIORS PRACTICE FACILITY – DAYTIME.

Dramond Green has finally had enough of the upstart crow in Jordan Poole.

Jordan Poole has been criss crossing Draymond and shooting threes all in his face yelling out loud “Triple Single!” Everytime he gets one up on poor Draymond.

Draymond is getting old.

Draymond is no bitch.

He has had enough.

JORDAN POOLE:

You cant hold me.

Get your old ass triple single having no jumper off me.

Let a real player demonstrate.

You don’t deserve a contract.

DRAYMOND GREEN:

Shut the fuck up. I birthed you in the league, you held my jockstrap for two years, one more year then you had too. You fake Steph Curry Clone. If we sign you, its only because I gave the ok.

JORDAN POOLE.

Whatever triple single.

Your old! Your tired! Your weak! You barely helped us win the ship.

Im fresh, im the new NBA. Bitch.

Tensions are increasing. Jordan Poole and Draymond Green are steady going back in forth. It looks like a fourth of july basketball game with your family at the cookout with a father and son the two of you are both trying to impress and fouling each other mercilessly.

STEVE KERR:

Ok boys, dont get ahead of yourself lets keep it calm, we are all on the same team here.

DRAYMOND GREEN:

Nah coach Jordan thinks he earned his stripes to talk shit, im not having it.

JORDAN POOLE:

Whatever old head.

Draymond and Poole are now talking about contracts and if one gets a contract the other might not be able to stay on the team.

JORDAN POOLE:

You know they signing me to a extention, not your triple single ass. When they do, we shipping you to the bum ass Pistons. Go back to Michigan you goofy.

DRAYMOND GREEN:

You going to stop calling me triple single.

JORDAN POOLE:

Or what?

DRAYMOND GREEN:

Ima kick your ass, momma aint raise no punk.

Obviously they are both heated and playing on tilt, they are both competing for max contracts this season.

JORDAN POOLE:

Whatever punk, you just mad that the baddies come to see me at the games and not you.

DRAYMOND GREEN:

Thats it!

Draymond Green throws the ball to the otherside of the court, he steam roles right to Jordan Poole, he looks extra pissed, that baddie comment really got to him, anybody who knows Draymond knows he sensitive about his looks.

He delivers the all time most disrespectful bitch slap known that could be a bitch slap.

It wasn’t a punch or a open hand punch or a hard slap. It was the kind slap where you kinda challenging the person to a duel like the old west. It was more a disrespectful bitch slap with no muscle no force a kind of bitch slap that shows you dont give a shit about who you are bitch slapping you just want to humiliate the person

JORDAN POOLE:

Coach! Draymond! He bitch slapped me.

.STEVE KERR:

Draymond what the hell. You know hes light skin and has feelings, you cant be Motown bitch slapping people like you own the place. So what your a dam walking triple single.

DRAYMOND GREEN:

Im sorry coach, you forgive me Jordan?

JORDAN POOLE:

I forgive you.

Tensions will undoubtedly be a factor this season as these two titans battle it out for whats left of the Warriors Salary Cap.

Well stay tuned for other news.

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